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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

It's Either Too Hot or Too Cold, A Poem

It's Either Too Hot or Too Cold
By Lisa Fabrizio, 5/7/08 American Spectator (Excerpt)

"Today, the global-warming folks are hot and bothered about another threat to Mother Earth. But this time it's about man's predilection to breathe. However, given recent reports on cooling trends, they've changed their tack to purport that whatever the temperature may be, it's still all our fault.

At first the global warming crowd was bursting forth with glee;
Just like Sir Isaac Newton was beneath his apple tree.
They had all of the data straight from the IPCC...
But the problem for the Gore-ists, is they could not see the forests.

It's either too hot or too cold;
We can't grow our crops in a fertile way;
At least that's the news out of Turtle Bay...
The threat of global warming,
Has talking heads performing.

It's either too cold or too hot;
The greenies are now on the spot.
Next year we’ll all be burning up in searing heat unless
Their experts in the ‘sciences’ dream up a better guess.

As long they get grants, their future is gold;
It's either too hot or too cold!

We're either on fire or on ice;
It’s either too green or too frosty white.
These scientists can't seem to get it right…
This constant rearranging,
Has morphed to climate changing.

They tell us they're sure of one thing;
We'll never see Fall or the Spring.
We're either stuck in Summer's heat or Winter's icy grip
We'll surely die from frost-bite or from bad post-nasal drip.

They're winning as long as the media's sold;
It's either too hot or too cold!

They're either on fire or they're chilled;
They're freezing a lot, or too hot to trot.
It's getting much warmer, unless it's not...
The truth can only free us;
If not, you've got your Prius.

So remember this, boys:

Al Gore will never fail ya,
From Brussels to Australia.
Don't worry about India;
It's just that old El Ninia!
They'll plant a load of wood mint,
To stint our Carbon footprint.

And those polar bears will cheer up…
If they just keep that old fear up!

We're either too baked or too raw;
There's no hope of balm or of thaw.
In any case, they know the cause of all this misery;
This noble Earth would be okay if not for you and me


This used to be called just plain "weather" of old;
When, it's either to hot or too cold!"

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5 Comments:

At 9:12 PM, Blogger Exposing Islam said...

The news said that China is building coal plant after coal plant. With all the polution coming from them, India and the Middle East, nothing we do will matter. We might as well not wreck our economy. Although that is what some people want.

 
At 9:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you unable to see how crazy you appear to be. Why would any American, liberal or conservative, want to wreck our economy? That kind of comment makes no sense.

 
At 9:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A poem is all this is, no facts, no substance, not even any statements based on fact

This is like much of the bull spewed by BOTH sides.

No comments were made recently when Exxon/Mobile was caught with their propaganda campaign to deliberately undermine the global warming arguements.
Steve

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger RussWilcox said...

A. A staple of some left-wing, one-world philosophy is that our standard of living is unfair, and we must be brought down to the level of much of the rest of the world. You shouldn't use the word, 'crazy' to describe someone who appears to know more about this sorry situation than you do.

B. Why should not EXXon/Mobile (a conglomerate approved by the Clinton Administration) not fight back against global warming propaganda?

 
At 1:15 PM, Blogger Exposing Islam said...

Thanks Russ, if that person actually payed attention to politics they would know that. The socialist crowd needs to bring us down a few notches to "even it all out" with the rest of the world.

 

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